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. Reality Escapist .
Hello my name is Rebecca and I'm female, 20, living in the United States. I am a Forever Alone Musketeer, am a nerdfighter, and a Cheyenne goon.

Thanks for coming to my blog, enjoy your stay. To my followers, sorry that I spam random shit so much. Thanks for staying with me anyway.

Ever want to get to know someone? Ask their typical go-to sandwhich at Subway.

Food is usually a safe topic and you can judge them if they order something gross. Proceed to tell them your order and correct their taste buds.

FRIENDLY FOOD COMPETITION!

posted 21 hours ago with 7 notes

MY DAD TURNED ON THE TV ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE AND ALL I HEARD WAS A BUILDING COLLAPSING AND A CHILD CRYING AND I KNEW IMMEDIATELY IT WAS PACIFIC RIM ON HBO AND CAME RUNNING. HE JUST THREW HIS HANDS INTO THE AIR AND SIGHED “AGAIN?!”

THIS IS MY MOVIE FATHER. MY LOVE FOR IT HAS NO BOUNDS. THINK AGAIN BEFORE ASKING THAT QUESTION.

posted 3 days ago with 3 notes
Nailed it. I’m a terrible person. Praise me and my old references.

The only issue is this guy I’m texting knows nothing in way of references. To anything. Bland as white bread and still not as tasty.

Nailed it. I’m a terrible person. Praise me and my old references.

The only issue is this guy I’m texting knows nothing in way of references. To anything. Bland as white bread and still not as tasty.

posted 4 days ago with 1 note

It’s a good thing I’m not famous and have no need to go to the MTV awards because I would have been on my phone with HBO GO watching Game of Thrones earlier.

"Hey, you need to go present this award."
"No, shh. Don’t interrupt the Sansa Stark scenes."

posted 1 week ago with 1 note

OMG. Carol, in the second issue of Captain Marvel, met up with the Guardians of the Galaxy and Rocket is trying to kill her cat. I can’t breath.

posted 1 week ago with 1 note

My comic book store saved the first two issues of Captain Marvel for me even though I never asked them to because I already had Ms. Marvel on hold for me.

I remember why I love these people. I completely forgot about this series.

This was a nice surprise to wake to in my otherwise shitty week.

posted 1 week ago with 1 note

I spy with my little eye: untagged fucking clintasha on my dash.

Things I need in dystopia stories (or any story in general)
  • People with disabilities of any kind showing up anyone and everyone. Kicking butt and taking names.
  • People of color. Stop with the white kids.
  • Different body types. Give me short. Give me tall. Give me larger. Give me thin. Give me muscular. Give lanky. Give me large hips. Give me broad shoulders.
  • With the above, I have more than one Christmas cookie cutter. I don’t just have gingerbread men. I have snowflakes, snowmen, gifts, trees, and sleighs. THIS ISN’T EVEN INCLUDING NON CHRISTMAS CUTTERS. IF I CAN HAVE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SHAPED COOKIES, YOU CAN MAKE MORE THAN ONE CHARACTER BODY TYPE. THANKS.
  • Poly relationships
  • NO LOVE TRIANGLES OR SQUARES OR PENTA/HEXA/OCTA/GONAL SATANIC SHAPE THINGS. NONE.
  • World awareness - Set in the US like all the rest? That’s cool I guess but what happened to New Zealand? That is the real question here.
  • The background of how all this shit went down. So there was a war or some shit huh? Well that’s awful but HOW DID IT GO DOWN, SON? GIVE ME THE DETS!
  • Give me characters with flaws that don’t poof randomly in and out of the season/series. If they are impatient, make them bloody impatient. This woman had a traumatic experience with water as a kid? Swell, make her too terrified to cross bridges or to wade across a river - even when being chased by renegades who want to murder her.
  • LGBT+ CHARACTERS. AND DON’T KILL THEM YOU ASSHOLE FUCKING WRITERS.
posted 3 weeks ago with 13 notes

Hello friends, I feel cute today.

posted 3 weeks ago with 1 note
debiofrp:

sluttynuggets:

phinfrost:

this test has some downright confusing english but it seems to be more or less accurate if you can figure out the questions and answer them right

im 30????

I got 26 - which isn’t bad, considering I’m sitting at 23 (turning 24 in August) right now.

25 mental age though I’m 20. I’m average with the 5 years older mental age-ness.

debiofrp:

sluttynuggets:

phinfrost:

this test has some downright confusing english but it seems to be more or less accurate if you can figure out the questions and answer them right

im 30????

I got 26 - which isn’t bad, considering I’m sitting at 23 (turning 24 in August) right now.

25 mental age though I’m 20. I’m average with the 5 years older mental age-ness.

posted 1 month ago with 73,882 notes