Are you fucking serious?
Awhile ago, my friend Brian asked my boob size out of fucking nowhere and I dodged the question as best I could.
Just now he texted me, “say, not to make things awkward or anything, but what size are your breasts again?”
Excuse me? I didn’t tell you the first time so I’m not telling you now.
Update: after ignoring the text he sent another.
“Uhh… You don’t have to answer that. I am just curious because they seemed to be larger during Asian Culture night.”
(I was a backstage hand but I still wanted to look nicer so I wore nicer clother then t-shirt in jeans, that’s all I did)
But are you…? Because that’s toooootally a reasonable reason to ask for that information? Ugh.